Technostall

An excuse used to blame a technological problem on not doing your homework or any other technological thing.

Did you do your homework? No I had a technostall!

by BEASTTTTTTT May 11, 2010

technostalker

someone who uses technology to stalk people.....i.e. stealing passwords to read email, lurking

Even though they had broken up, the technostalker still spied on her, by reading her email...and she was clueless.

by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

technostalgia

Nostalgia for simpler technologies. Typically induced by technological hypersaturation of the early twenty-first century.

At the thought of my teens, I was overcome with technostalgia for the clunky bulk of my first cassette walkman.

by MC Le Roux September 26, 2008

Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009

Technostalgic

longing for or thinking fondly of a past technology

I'm feeling technostalgic for side slide keyboards

by LarryBeary March 7, 2024