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Bismuth Technetium Hydride (BiTcH) is a chemical compound that is common in most high schools and universities! It is rather toxic to your mental health and is known to defeat your self-esteem
John: What is wrong with Bill, he's gotten depressed?
George: He has a case of Bismuth Technetium Hydride poisoning!
George: He has a case of Bismuth Technetium Hydride poisoning!
by Kiwi610 January 25, 2013
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1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
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Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.
Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.
Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."
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