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TECHSTEP
One of several styles of drum n bass. Also known as Dark or Deep. These sounds are are hard hitting mechanical drum sounds combined with evil futuristic beats. This style started in 1996 in London by artists such as Ed Rush & Optical,
Decoder,Future Cut, Tech Itch to name a few. Virusrecs and Renegade Hardware are the most signifigant labels of the genre.
Decoder,Future Cut, Tech Itch to name a few. Virusrecs and Renegade Hardware are the most signifigant labels of the genre.
TECHSTEP by Jenny'sUncleSteven. March 17, 2005
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Techest • Tech-esteem • techastrophe • Techectomy • Techette • Techista • Techst • techstacy • TECHSTEP • techster
Techette
Guy 1: Did you see that techette that fixed my computer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot.
"We need a techette over here.. this computer sucks.
Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot.
"We need a techette over here.. this computer sucks.
Techette by Tech Guy 37 September 24, 2011
bigalow teachest
an intimate move during sex where the man places his penis in between a girls breasts and ejaculates, he then feeds her the ejaculate by dipping his balls in the ejaculate and putting them in her mouth and letting them sit like a tea bag.
bigalow teachest by REAAAZY July 20, 2007
techsturbation
A typical spherical orientation of dudes in a ceremony of self glorification while observing the moods and expressions of technoism.
While Stan and associates endudlged in pounding harmoies of hard bass techsturbation overcame their ability of self control.
techsturbation by Technoguru March 19, 2022
techastrophe
Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!
I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.
I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.
I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
techastrophe by jwiebers January 16, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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