After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.
Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."