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Tebolting 

The mixed art of Bolting and Tebowing, where you get down on one knee as in the Tebowing position but also to extend one's hand in the air at an angle with the index finger pointing in line, while the other is pulled back as if pulling a bow string back. These two things are done simultaneously.
I was so excited, that I had to Tebolt.

Yesterday I Tebolted.

Dude, Tebolting is just a great thing to do all day every day.
Tebolting by ITT_Technical_Institute September 3, 2012
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Tim Tebowing 

To get down on one knee and act like your praying
Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing
Tim Tebowing by Jep1011 January 7, 2012
The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.
I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.
Tebowning by TimmyTebow November 28, 2011

theboatingman 

A HOT guy with the last name of Abcde who is paranoid of people from the internet!
"You can't meet him/her they are from the internet"
theboatingman by all4kidrock June 2, 2004

Tebowling 

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)
I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.
Tebowling by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012

Tebowling 

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.
John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.
Tebowling by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011

Teboozing 

To get down on one knee and drink no matter what your surroundings are
We all went teboozing after the Tim Tebow led comeback for the Broncos.
Teboozing by Tim Tebooze December 4, 2011
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