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Teboozing 

To get down on one knee and drink no matter what your surroundings are
We all went teboozing after the Tim Tebow led comeback for the Broncos.
Teboozing by Tim Tebooze December 4, 2011
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Tim Tebowing 

To get down on one knee and act like your praying
Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing
Tim Tebowing by Jep1011 January 7, 2012
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The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.
I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.
Tebowning by TimmyTebow November 28, 2011

Tebowling 

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)
I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.
Tebowling by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012

Tebowling 

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.
John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.
Tebowling by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011

Teblowing 

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.
She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!
Teblowing by Gnast October 27, 2011

Teblowing 

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.
"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
Teblowing by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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