Teaspoofs

To cum a minuscule amount.

I can only afford teaspoofs in this economy.

Teaspoofs by Urbanscrabbledictionary February 3, 2026

teaspoon leg it out of here 

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.

Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

teaspoon leg it out of here by BoosterGould January 2, 2015

Teaspoon leg 

Running away, preferably accompanied with the sound of bongos.

Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.

British people: "Oi, what are you doing with our tea there, love?"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"

Teaspoon leg by imliterallyonlydoingthisforRT June 8, 2017

level a teaspoon 

to chill out, or relax

dude it’ll be fine just level a teaspoon

level a teaspoon by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019

rusty teaspoon

A person whom is a wank player of video games.

Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon.

rusty teaspoon by Captain-Girth January 19, 2014

tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea

tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.

tactical teaspoon by patcat November 5, 2019

teaspoon

verb, a modification of the spoon position. one lies on their side in the original spoon position and the other lies on their back knees bent up and over the others legs. perfected only with sundaying

in going to teaspoon the shit out of you next time i see you.

teaspoon by azturner June 14, 2006