patcat's definitions

black smile

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity.

he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.

by patcat November 5, 2019

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

black smile

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity. it is a crossover between 'are you serious?!' and 'ill end you'

he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.

by patcat November 5, 2019

Tom Cat

the legendary grey cat from tom and jerry that appears in a new meme template every month.

Tom Cat is my favorite cat as he stars in sooooo many memes

by patcat November 11, 2019

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.

by patcat November 11, 2019

tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea

tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.

by patcat November 5, 2019

QMG

quiet machine gun. This term is usually referred to suppressed machine guns such as M4A1-S or Groza-S

with this QMG we can pick them off quietly yet quickly

by patcat November 5, 2019