patcat's definitions

tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea

tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.

by patcat November 5, 2019

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.

by patcat November 11, 2019

13 AM

a justification of why you are not at work past noon

dude its like 13 AM, i'm still in bed. I'm supposed to be at work at 1 PM, and it's still AM for gods sake.

by patcat November 11, 2019

Tom Cat

the legendary grey cat from tom and jerry that appears in a new meme template every month.

Tom Cat is my favorite cat as he stars in sooooo many memes

by patcat November 11, 2019

word

A word that leads to the naming of another word

Word: a word that is a word

by patcat November 11, 2019

confused stonks

stonks that does a action to to obtain a certain result, but works in a unexpected way giving a weird and different yet still positive result

i sue my self for suicide attempt for 10k and win. confused stonks

by patcat November 11, 2019