Definitions by patcat

rope 

A long object that can stop you from falling if you grab it with your hand saving your life.
It can also stop you from falling if you grab it with you neck ending your life.

I use ropes while i climb so i don't fall. My friend used it in his basement for some reason tho...

rope by patcat December 10, 2019

tactical oxygen 

Oxygen that grants you power and stamina, commonly found around newly unpackaged razer keyboards, mice, and headsets.

Without tactical oxygen there is no gamer.

tactical oxygen by patcat December 10, 2019

yt rewind 2019

basicly a watchmojo video by youtube

yt rewind 2019 sucks

yt rewind 2019 by patcat December 10, 2019

tactical spatula 

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

tactical spatula by patcat November 11, 2019

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.

cat by patcat November 11, 2019

13 AM 

a justification of why you are not at work past noon

dude its like 13 AM, i'm still in bed. I'm supposed to be at work at 1 PM, and it's still AM for gods sake.

13 AM by patcat November 11, 2019

Tom Cat 

the legendary grey cat from tom and jerry that appears in a new meme template every month.

Tom Cat is my favorite cat as he stars in sooooo many memes

Tom Cat by patcat November 11, 2019