patcat's definitions

black smile

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity.

he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.

by patcat November 5, 2019

tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea

tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.

by patcat November 5, 2019

QMG

quiet machine gun. This term is usually referred to suppressed machine guns such as M4A1-S or Groza-S

with this QMG we can pick them off quietly yet quickly

by patcat November 5, 2019

hot pink

a shade of pink so hot, that you want to bang it

oh its such a hot pink

by patcat November 5, 2019

mispeled

the misspelled way of writing misspelled, usually misspelled as a joke.

mispeled: how literally everything on urban dictionary is

by patcat November 5, 2019

urban yeet

the way you yeet your computer when your urban dictionary entry is not published

he preformed the urban yeet when they didn't accept the entry of 'moist nugget' on urban dictionary.

by patcat November 5, 2019

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019