patcat's definitions

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.

by patcat November 11, 2019

13 AM

a justification of why you are not at work past noon

dude its like 13 AM, i'm still in bed. I'm supposed to be at work at 1 PM, and it's still AM for gods sake.

by patcat November 11, 2019

Tom Cat

the legendary grey cat from tom and jerry that appears in a new meme template every month.

Tom Cat is my favorite cat as he stars in sooooo many memes

by patcat November 11, 2019

word

A word that leads to the naming of another word

Word: a word that is a word

by patcat November 11, 2019

confused stonks

stonks that does a action to to obtain a certain result, but works in a unexpected way giving a weird and different yet still positive result

i sue my self for suicide attempt for 10k and win. confused stonks

by patcat November 11, 2019

rope

A long object that can stop you from falling if you grab it with your hand saving your life.
It can also stop you from falling if you grab it with you neck ending your life.

I use ropes while i climb so i don't fall. My friend used it in his basement for some reason tho...

by patcat December 10, 2019