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teamgasm 

When someone gets a kill/killstreak which exites the players team leading to lots of screaming/grunting/various praisings of god
*team* - OMG! OMG! you see that kill! O M G! "chill mates, dont teamgasm!"
teamgasm by B247E August 19, 2010
The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.
"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."
TARGASM by Vixenator June 25, 2009

Teargasm 

The act of tearing up or crying while having an orgasm.
Dude, I totally gave Kristin a teargasm last night!
Teargasm by blangobo April 14, 2010
The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.
I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.
targasm by Aimee C July 25, 2008
The exquisite feeling one gets on sipping really good tea that's reached the perfect temperature.

(Obvious combination of the words tea and orgasm.)
<sip> Ooh that's good! This Sainsbury Kenya blend nearly always gives me a teagasm.
teagasm by veektoastia February 9, 2010

Musical Eargasum 

Music that sounds so good it feels like it is fucking you in the ear.
I was sitting at Matt's house last night and had a musical eargasum!
Musical Eargasum by KatieRed October 19, 2007