Teakettle

The act of covering the tip of your dick with your thumb to hold back a load of cum. Then releasing your thumb and spraying the face of your partner.

I hope she has tissues, cuz i'm gonna teakettle that bitch.

by Frozen Shoulder October 02, 2014

Teakettling

1. The act of teabagging while simaltaneously exhausting gas from the anus into the mouth of a sleeping victim, it was known as none other than teakettling.
2. There is no other definition.

Justin decided that he was in the mood again and teakettled Ryan...twice. Ryan had to brush his teeth twice in the morning and use mouthwash, but still failed to get the awful taste out of his mouth. Ryan despises teakettling, and seeks revenge.

by Mr. Teakettle November 08, 2007

teakettle

A lawyer that sings pornographic love songs in a falsetto voice.

Stop being a teakettle! I hate hearing songs about bum bums and beavers!

by Zoozaphone April 25, 2006

Teakettle Laugh

When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.

Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.

by I Love Mixing Salad June 12, 2017

Cherokee Teakettle

When banging a woman, you have to take a pee, and rather than pull out, you let it fly.

Ruth and I were going at it when I needed to take a leak. But we were having so much fun, I just gave her a Cherokee Teakettle instead.

by ReddMeat May 28, 2009

Amish Teakettle

The act of hot-boxing a car until the car is so full of smoke that you are unable to see your eyes in the mirror.

I hope we have enough to make this an Amish Teakettle.
Are you ready for this Amish Teakettle?
Would you care to join me in an Amish Teakettle?

by Flodiculous Productions July 22, 2011

ass over teakettle

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

by K-T in da hizzouse April 21, 2006