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The protruding scrotum seam, connecting both sides of the nutsack in the center.
Damn! My Tavlr itches!
Tavlr by theQuencheeMan March 2, 2022
Words you can keep

tavern ham 

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014

Tavares Middle School 

Located in the middle of Lake County, Fl where the teachers are fucking garbage and dont give two shits if you understand anything, work usually takes 2 weeks to be graded by then your grade is still garbage and report cards are out. Girls are constantly fighting over the pettiest things and will talk shit but when confronted they claim they never said anthying than you have the 7th and 8th grade boys who thinks their the shit and walk around with their underwear half out their breath is so hot they will leave steam on your glasses and currently i guess waves are the trend since people wanna go bald and cut their hair off for it when they dont even look good the principal is a fat fuck belongs in the back of the guiness world record book for fattest principal in the world she looks like she will walk into the lunch room and grab 2 ice creams and eat that shit point is tavares is garbage
GUY -You go to tavares middle school damn

Girl-yea

Guy-good luck its garbage

tavern shack

A bedroom commonly dedicated to fucking the baddest bitches and hangin with the most gucci homies.
"Yo Dan, wanna go fuck some bitches in the tavern shack?", Said Ty and Ash.
tavern shack by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014

Carey tavern 

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.
Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!
Carey tavern by Barofregret August 5, 2018
People with the name Tavarez tend to be at least a little reserved. They try their hardest at whatever they do, and will succeed in life. Tavarezs are some of the kindest, most talented, and smartest people you will ever meet. If you meet one, never let them go. Watch, they will come into your life and change it. Don't make fun of them, it will come back to haunt you.
When I met Tavarez, (insert story about life changing event here)...
tavarez by Iammeandmyself November 6, 2011

Sumerian Tavern Joke 

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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