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Tavlr by theQuencheeMan March 2, 2022
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tavern ham
Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014
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Tavares Middle School
Located in the middle of Lake County, Fl where the teachers are fucking garbage and dont give two shits if you understand anything, work usually takes 2 weeks to be graded by then your grade is still garbage and report cards are out. Girls are constantly fighting over the pettiest things and will talk shit but when confronted they claim they never said anthying than you have the 7th and 8th grade boys who thinks their the shit and walk around with their underwear half out their breath is so hot they will leave steam on your glasses and currently i guess waves are the trend since people wanna go bald and cut their hair off for it when they dont even look good the principal is a fat fuck belongs in the back of the guiness world record book for fattest principal in the world she looks like she will walk into the lunch room and grab 2 ice creams and eat that shit point is tavares is garbage
Tavares Middle School by ThatoneblackGuy_* November 9, 2018
tavern shack
tavern shack by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014
Carey tavern
Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.
Carey tavern by Barofregret August 5, 2018
tavarez
People with the name Tavarez tend to be at least a little reserved. They try their hardest at whatever they do, and will succeed in life. Tavarezs are some of the kindest, most talented, and smartest people you will ever meet. If you meet one, never let them go. Watch, they will come into your life and change it. Don't make fun of them, it will come back to haunt you.
tavarez by Iammeandmyself November 6, 2011
Sumerian Tavern Joke
The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022