Taurtis
Taurtis by Joe mama in deez nutz June 11, 2021
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Taurtis • Tartist • tartisy • Taurissia • tourtise • Tourtism • turtis • Turtise • Ford Taurtoise • Ford Taurtus
tartisy
A hot individual who interacts with all there mutuals posts and desperately needs to be taught how to be nice to strangers, especially random kids on roblox.
“Omg! Thank you for liking and commenting on all my posts! You are such a tartisy!”
“thanks ig or whatever stfu i bet your mom still tucks you in you fatty go die”
“Ily marry me”
“thanks ig or whatever stfu i bet your mom still tucks you in you fatty go die”
“Ily marry me”
tartisy by Nicestpeeson February 21, 2021
turtis
Turtise
"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO
Turtise by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008
Ford Taurtus
{RED LIGHT}
CHEVY LOVER: My Monte Carlo can whip your Ford Taurtus!
FORD LOVER: So.
{GREEN LIGHT}
{Monte Carlo blows away Taurus}
FORD LOVER: I'm buying that new Taurus SHO and blow that Shit Fucker away next time!
CHEVY LOVER: My Monte Carlo can whip your Ford Taurtus!
FORD LOVER: So.
{GREEN LIGHT}
{Monte Carlo blows away Taurus}
FORD LOVER: I'm buying that new Taurus SHO and blow that Shit Fucker away next time!
Ford Taurtus by Carman Ghia March 2, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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