Taurtis

Lul yandere high dude form samgladiator haha

Taurtis- yo mama
Sam- yo gf is dead LMAO
Taurtis-….true

by Joe mama in deez nutz June 11, 2021

Taurtis

Meaning really hard sex. Also means to ignore a condom when presented with one.

Woah, man. Sam just totally did a Taurtis to her last night/

by TNTadopts February 28, 2017

tartisy

A hot individual who interacts with all there mutuals posts and desperately needs to be taught how to be nice to strangers, especially random kids on roblox.

“Omg! Thank you for liking and commenting on all my posts! You are such a tartisy!”
“thanks ig or whatever stfu i bet your mom still tucks you in you fatty go die”
“Ily marry me”

by Nicestpeeson February 21, 2021

turtis

When your not sure if it's a turtle or a tortoise.

I think that's a turtis in that there pond.

by KFCequai October 21, 2013

Turtise

Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning.

"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO

by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008

Ford Taurtus

Chevy lovers' slang for FORD TAURUS, implying SLOWNESS.

{RED LIGHT}

CHEVY LOVER: My Monte Carlo can whip your Ford Taurtus!

FORD LOVER: So.

{GREEN LIGHT}

{Monte Carlo blows away Taurus}

FORD LOVER: I'm buying that new Taurus SHO and blow that Shit Fucker away next time!

by Carman Ghia March 2, 2009

tourtise

A rare and genital species of the cockatil family, usually aquired with the thurobread horse

I was hunting in the thick forest and I hunted down a rare species of the tourtise

by Stach April 3, 2003