Turtise

Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning.

"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO

by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008

turtis

When your not sure if it's a turtle or a tortoise.

I think that's a turtis in that there pond.

by KFCequai October 21, 2013

Clit-Tortise

Where a womans clitoris was bitten by a snapping turtle

Hey Chad, did you hear that Brittney got a Clit-Tortise

by Searchin4Sus January 24, 2020

turtoise

sexiest man on earth GIGACHAD

wow I wish I was turtoise, that man fucks hella bitches

by turtoise October 18, 2021

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

Turtoise

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers

Ah look at that turtoise there.

by JHG\PIJGWPOKJL;EMFLEM[ORMHOPMO March 15, 2021

tourtise

A rare and genital species of the cockatil family, usually aquired with the thurobread horse

I was hunting in the thick forest and I hunted down a rare species of the tourtise

by Stach April 3, 2003