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Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning.
"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO
Turtise by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008
Words you can keep
When your not sure if it's a turtle or a tortoise.
I think that's a turtis in that there pond.
turtis by KFCequai October 21, 2013

Clit-Tortise 

Where a womans clitoris was bitten by a snapping turtle
Hey Chad, did you hear that Brittney got a Clit-Tortise
Clit-Tortise by Searchin4Sus January 24, 2020

turtoise 

wow I wish I was turtoise, that man fucks hella bitches
turtoise by turtoise October 18, 2021

Tortise Von Snail 

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.
Tortise Von Snail by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

Turtoise 

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers
Ah look at that turtoise there.

tourtise 

A rare and genital species of the cockatil family, usually aquired with the thurobread horse
I was hunting in the thick forest and I hunted down a rare species of the tourtise
tourtise by Stach April 3, 2003
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