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The name "Taudte" usually refers to amazing middle-aged women combining great intelligence with a strong character and a passionate nature. It's most likely that she knows plenty of movies by heart, has read every single vampire novel crossing her path and is always ready to share her profound knowledge on politics and trivia. This incredibly hot chick is famous for her great taste, sparkling eyes and outstanding loyality as a friend.

Wow, you're so lucky to know Taudte!

Taudte by grml November 12, 2010

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William Taudien

A method of rating the quality of a hotel mattress by laying on your back and bouncing up and down like a maniac. Ratings are based on how bouncy the bed is and how little noise it makes during the Taudien test. Made famous by world explorer and social media personality William Taudien.

Wow you two were bouncing on that bed

last night like you were pulling a William Taudien!!

William Taudien by Lladdis May 28, 2021

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dick-taunter

One who hits on openly gay men, but is in fact straight.

Can you believe that dick-taunter hitting on Sebastian, he doesn't even smoke pole?

dick-taunter by Don Karta August 24, 2007

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taunted

provoke or challenge (someone) with insulting remarks.

"the students taunted her in class"

taunted by lmiller_22 October 6, 2017

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Taudette

A female definition for a taudy. See taudy. Taudettes aren't necessarily obese.

The two taudettes in the hammock ooooo

Taudette by Jennybam June 16, 2006

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Tauter

The piece of skin that connects the penis to the testicles, it is a frenulum and is sometimes removed during circumcision..

My tauter is so itchy, I want to cut it with a rusty razor blade.

Tauter by Kurt Wagner May 27, 2006

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tardtender

One who oversees persons with mental disabilities such as mental retardation.

I just got hired as a tardtender at a group home where three mentally challenged adults reside.

tardtender by Ttender December 10, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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