Tatums

The best asset of a female. Other related words would be: Boobs, breasts, titties, knockers, fun bags. A cooler word for tits which the female species does not detect, thus allowing men to say tatums in public w/o being slapped.

God Pam Anderson has huge tatums!

Look at the tatums on that bitch

by Kevin J.C. April 23, 2006

Channing Tatums

Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).

Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.

by theretardedchef March 21, 2011

Bacon Tatum

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck

Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon

by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021

Tatum

The most beautiful girl in the world.

The craziest girl in the world.

She has the potential to be the best girlfriend in the whole universe but if you break her heart she'll blow up your house with a petrol bomb.

She is one of those girls that looks innocent but is extremely freaky.

Phil: Dude, You and Tatum have something special.

Josh: Yeah man, we had our ups and downs, she blew up my house once, but I love her.

by Grandpa Howard May 16, 2019

Tatum

A girl who is the most beautiful girl inside and out. She is selfless, athletic, health concious and secretly a princess. She is just so amazing it rubs off those who she is around. Did I mention she has the cutest laugh/smile? Because she does.

Any person would be lucky to meet a Tatum.

by Hottstuff23 August 25, 2015

Tatum

Tatum is the most caring and loyal person you will ever meet. She is shy when you first meet her but you will soon learn that she is a savage. She will stick by your side through thick and thin. She knows how to make you smile when you cry or when you are just plain upset. She always has time for you when you need to vent to her or even just to talk. She can attract a lot of people just by smiling and being herself. She is amazingly nice, but just don't get onto her bad side! (I have had experience) ;)(;

"How are you smiling after Jack broke up with you??"
"Tatum."

by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! March 20, 2019

channing the tatum

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

by VonComedy June 13, 2014