Tattoo ho
Tattoo ho by Mindovermatter80 July 19, 2015
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Tattoo Hoarding
Verb
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Tattoo Hoarding by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
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Ho-Tattoos
Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoos on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.
I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she has a bunch of ho-tattoos. She’s naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.
Ho-Tattoos by stokelycalm January 19, 2024
Ho-Tattoos
Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoo on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.
I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she had a bunch of ho-tattoos. She is naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.
Ho-Tattoos by stokelycalm January 19, 2024
Double horny tattoo
A double horny tattoo is a tattoo that makes a chick look like a slag. It might be the tattoo itself or the strategic placement of the tattoo that makes it double horny. There have been rare sightings of triple horny tattoos.
Double horny tattoo by beefbacon2129 March 25, 2010
homemade tattoo
basically, it's what you get after you cut yourself whether it's on purpose self-mutilation or if you just cut yourself on accident.
person1: ughh! gnarly homemade tattoo.
person2: i know. im pretty emo.
anotherperson1: i just got a homemade tattoo.
anotherperson2: ur such a retard. go cover up ur papercut with a band-aid, u loser.
person2: i know. im pretty emo.
anotherperson1: i just got a homemade tattoo.
anotherperson2: ur such a retard. go cover up ur papercut with a band-aid, u loser.
homemade tattoo by chalphaQ January 10, 2009
skeleton hand holding a flower tattoo
A tattoo that signifies that the one wearing it has been raped or sexually assaulted in the past. The skeleton hand means that they'll never fully recover but the flower resembles that they want to feel love and are making an effprt to move on.
Person 1: hey they have a nice tattoo
Person 2: wat was it?
Person 1: it was a skeleton hand holding a flower tattoo
Person 2: that tat shows that they got raped
Person 1:oh damn
Person 2: wat was it?
Person 1: it was a skeleton hand holding a flower tattoo
Person 2: that tat shows that they got raped
Person 1:oh damn
skeleton hand holding a flower tattoo by Mrswim911 May 18, 2019
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Striver
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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