Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's
weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't
you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem.
You need help!