stokelycalm's definitions

vanilla shark

Usually a trashy ass black prostitute (usually mixed or lightskin) who fucks the most creepy white perverts around. Really created this definition for all the racist white fucks behind the word "mudshark."

You don't wanna be with Tishanna, she's the biggest vanilla shark since Stacey Dash.

by stokelycalm December 10, 2015

playoff p

overrated Clippers small forward who always chokes in every big playoff game.

the act of overstating yourself just to soon regret it.

Playoff P shot 2 for 16 and lost his Clippers team the game as they were eliminated by the Nuggets.

Dude, stop callin yourself a Ladies man, you're such a playoff P.

by stokelycalm September 29, 2020

Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoo on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she had a bunch of ho-tattoos. She is naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024

Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoos on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she has a bunch of ho-tattoos. She’s naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024