tetherdick 

1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be awake or asleep while such a sport is being played. The game is played until the man has gotten an erection and sound effects are encouraged.

Last night after I passed out, Kay started to play tetherdick while telling me to stop snoring. Eventually I stopped and struck rigor mortise.

tetherdick by chou chou January 5, 2008

tenderdick 

A man who is overly upset by the loss of his woman, allows a woman to control him, becomes jealous of his woman giving another man attention

Will you please quit being such a tenderdick and find another woman?

tenderdick by Aloysius May 26, 2018

Taterdick 

noun
1. A penis that looks like a potato

2. A person that has a penis that looks like a potato

3. A human shrek

4. A fat guy that thinks he's "toning up"

5. A fat retard that is constantly "hazed"

6. Any member of the Stahl species

Jake:Have you seen that Stahl's penis?
Joe: I heard it looks like a potato
Jake: And his fat ass thinks he's toning up
Joe: What a retard
Jake What a taterdick

Taterdick by taterdick February 2, 2010

Tenderdick 

An Emotional Guy, very sensitive, soft on women

He is a sucker for love.. He is a tenderdick

Tenderdick by Django223 July 21, 2021

tetheradick 

Thirteen. A weird and archaic way of saying the number 13. More used a long time ago

He lives in the house tetheradick of this street

tetheradick by danielfwgreenday February 12, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019