tetherdick 

1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be awake or asleep while such a sport is being played. The game is played until the man has gotten an erection and sound effects are encouraged.

Last night after I passed out, Kay started to play tetherdick while telling me to stop snoring. Eventually I stopped and struck rigor mortise.

tetherdick by chou chou January 5, 2008

tenderdick 

A man who is overly upset by the loss of his woman, allows a woman to control him, becomes jealous of his woman giving another man attention

Will you please quit being such a tenderdick and find another woman?

tenderdick by Aloysius May 26, 2018

Taterdick 

noun
1. A penis that looks like a potato

2. A person that has a penis that looks like a potato

3. A human shrek

4. A fat guy that thinks he's "toning up"

5. A fat retard that is constantly "hazed"

6. Any member of the Stahl species

Jake:Have you seen that Stahl's penis?
Joe: I heard it looks like a potato
Jake: And his fat ass thinks he's toning up
Joe: What a retard
Jake What a taterdick

Taterdick by taterdick February 2, 2010

Tenderdick 

An Emotional Guy, very sensitive, soft on women

He is a sucker for love.. He is a tenderdick

Tenderdick by Django223 July 21, 2021

tetheradick 

Thirteen. A weird and archaic way of saying the number 13. More used a long time ago

He lives in the house tetheradick of this street

tetheradick by danielfwgreenday February 12, 2025