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Tasama is dumbass stupidass blue weave having hoe, took them 10 my Little pony dolls to make that stupidass weave.

You'll wanna rip that shit off and choke him with it the stupidass looking hoe

["kinda love him tho"- Tsu (your imaginary friend)
"Tasama is a dumbass hoe; he kinda cute tho". -Tsu
Tasama by Tsutsutsutsutsu June 4, 2020
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Talamare 

1. A sea of bright stars from a compound word of
Tala - tagalog for a big bright star, and
Mare - astronomy term for a sea of
2. A sequence of rhythmic suffocation from a compound word of
Tala - for a style rhythmic pattern in hindu music
Mare - a the condition of many symptomes caused when ones having a nightmare
1. Talamare shines brightly
Talamare by Talamare May 19, 2006
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Tanama Goggles 

after being at tan(all girls camp) for a few weeks, any guy who works there, or comes into the camp would be considered a sex god. girls going crazy over him, and thinking that he's the best looking guy in the world; the truth? he's actually pretty ugly, but the deprivation of not seeing real guys for a couple weeks gets to the girls.

"tanama goggles" makes a guy who would be average or slightly ugly in real life SUPER hot
it would be like taking clay aiken or jacob hoggard (lead singer of hedley)
and making him live at all girls camp
the girls would go crazy
because of "tanama goggles"
they would make him look like
taylor lautner or ashton kutcher
- attractive when he actually isn't remotely attractive
Tanama Goggles by tanl<3ver2009 December 19, 2009

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.
Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

tasmanian snorkel 

the man sits on the girl with his ass on her face. The mans asshole acts as the airhole with the balls over the eyes as goggles. The penis extends above her head so it looks like a snorkel.
We couldn't afford to go snorkeling in the caribbean, so i surprised her with a tasmanian snorkel at home.
tasmanian snorkel by Family Style February 14, 2008

Tasmania Australia 

Tasmania Australia - an island state of Australia. It is located 240 kilometres (150 miles) to the south of the Australian mainland, separated from it by the Bass Strait, with the archipelago ( chain of islands) containing the southernmost point of the country. The state encompasses the main island of Tasmania, the 26th-largest island in the world, & the surrounding 1000 islands.The state capital & largest city is Hobart.

Hobart , Tasmania is the least-populated Australian state capital city, & 2nd-smallest if territories are taken into account, before Darwin , Northern Territory.

The city, initially known as Hobart Town or Hobarton, was named after Lord Hobart, the British Secretary of State for war & the colonies.

Tasmania was named after Abel Janszoon Tasman a Dutch seafarer & explorer, best known for his voyages of 1642 & 1644 .

Popular foods here are

Wild abalone & lobster. Tasmania is well known for its abundant marine life & great fishing, it is also one of the world's premier suppliers of wild abalone & lobster...

Leatherwood honey

Black truffles

Premium fresh fruit & vegetables.

Farmed salmon.

Tasmania deals out more than just world-class whiskys: the region is also famous for its gin and vodkas, and other spirits

Sports

Tasmania JackJumpers a Basketball team

Tasmania Tigers a cricket team

South Hobart Football Club a Australian soccer club

Hobart Hurricanes a T20 cricket Big Bash League.

North-West Tasmania Thunder a Australian basketball team

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Tasmania Australia :

Tasmania's main island was inhabited by Aboriginal peoples for up to 40,000 years before British colonization. The island was permanently settled by Europeans in 1803 as a penal settlement of the British Empire.

The Black War was a period of violent conflict between British colonists & Aboriginal Tasmanians in Tasmania from the mid-1820s to 1832. The conflict, fought largely as a guerrilla war by both sides, claimed the lives of 600 to 900 Aboriginal people & more than 200 British colonists.

The Port Arthur massacre was a mass shooting that occurred on 28 April 1996 at Port Arthur, a tourist town in the Australian state of Tasmania. The perpetrator, Martin Bryant, killed 35 people & wounded 23 others, the worst massacre in modern Australian history. The attack led to fundamental changes in Australia's gun laws.

(Prior to this / before this happened )
After quitting a national gun summit in 1987, 8 years before the massacre & following 2 mass shootings in Melbourne earlier in 1995, Premier of New South Wales Barrie Unsworth said: "it will take a massacre in Tasmania before we get gun reform in Australia", referencing Tasmania's resistance to gun law changes. A redesign of the laws for all states & territories of Australia had been prepared by officers & presented at a meeting of police ministers in Launceston in 1995. It had been rejected by Tasmania.

tasmando 

A truly exquisite organism, forcing any kind of attractive male specimen to fall upon her majestic looks, with the exception of not sharing a seductive relationship back.
"Ohh Tasmando, how I wish you were mine"
tasmando by Lemando April 26, 2015
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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