Tardy Tards

This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.

"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"

by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020

Tardy tard

A retarded person who is late.

"Andrew is such a tardy tard"

by Big Beadla May 17, 2020

OU tards

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.

These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

flash tards

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.

The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.

by wjc December 31, 2011

Nectar of the Tards

A sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a Mountain Dew. It is said by retards that Mountain Dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into passers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.

Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.

by zardoz88 December 13, 2009

tards, etc

defines a large or small group of select individuals who have no clue what they are doing and excel in the mastery of incompentency and mediocracy

Joe and his colleague Olivia are real tards, etc as they never think outside the box and both disappoint senior management without fail.

by quantasaurous June 23, 2009

feast on tards

The act of taking advantage of people who are intellectually inferior to you or people seeming nearly retarded.

Let's hit the Excaliber poker room, I'd like to feast on tards tonight.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007