tardus 

Latin for slow, slang for retarted.

Peter Cardi: "STFU Tardus"

tardus by Double Threat July 9, 2006

tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."

Mike is a tardus extremus.

tardus extremus by Kiko February 3, 2004

Tardus Maximus 

This person is in the main control of Tardania and controls over the tard realm. He's also the most retarded person in tardania.

Wow! You're so retarded you may inherit the position of Tardus Maximus!

Tardus Maximus by Tax Collector of Tardania July 17, 2021

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

TardU

Another name for OU; the University of Oklahoma, this university has been developing a reputation for producing idiot ass students known as an OU tard. An avetard also goes to school here and thinks the football team is gonna win the natty every year even though they suck ass.

The avetards go to school at TardU, they'll all end up flunking out.

TardU by TurnM3Up November 18, 2019

TARDIS 

The TARDIS(/ˈtɑrdɪs/; Time And Relative Dimension In Space) is a time machine and spacecraft in the British science fiction television programme Doctor Who and its associated spin-offs The Sarah Jane Adventures, Torchwood and more.

A TARDIS is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords, an extraterrestrial civilisation to which the programme's central character, the Doctor, belongs. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and space. The interior of a TARDIS is much larger than its exterior. It can blend in with its surroundings using the ship's "chameleon circuit". TARDISes also possess a degree of sapience (which has been expressed in a variety of ways ranging from implied machine personality and free will through to the use of a conversant avatar) and provide their users with additional tools and abilities including a telepathically based universal translation system.

In the series, the Doctor pilots an apparently unreliable, obsolete Type 40, Mark 1 TARDIS. Its chameleon circuit is broken, leaving it stuck in the shape of a 1960s-style London police box after a visit to London in 1963. The Doctor's TARDIS was for most of the series' history said to have been stolen from the Time Lords' home planet, Gallifrey, where it was old, decommissioned and derelict.

“River Song: Use the stabilisers!

The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers!

River Song: The blue switches!

The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!

River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilisers! presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises See?

The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!

River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... presses a button, the cloister bell clangs parked us right alongside.

The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!

River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.

The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.

River Song: What noise?

The Doctor: You know, the... does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound

River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.

“He thought for a second, then spun to Clara. 'Did you say something cruel to the TARDIS while I was getting changed?'
'No! Of course not!'
'Did you call her fat?'
'What?'
'Because she's not fat. She's just bigger on the inside.

TARDIS by The 14th Doctor June 11, 2015

OU tards 

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.

These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.

OU tards by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019