tardnado

A whirling dirvish of stupidity. Contraction of retard and tornado.

Lucas is a total tardnado, he's always fubbing something up.

tardnado by Smackercalafragilistic February 15, 2006

tardnado

(n.) Noisy, destructive mobile cluster of the mentally retarded that occasionally sweeps through malls, zoos, etc..
A tard wrangler is usually found at the epicenter.

"Get behind the counter, I sense a tardnado brewing!"

tardnado by Sheeberweeber January 12, 2012

Tardnado

The anguished gibber of the token bagger at the Supermarket which usually occurs when the token bagger drops an item on the ground.

Occasionally, my intense unease is triggered when my grocery bagger inevitably drops an item, thus forming a Tardnado.

Tardnado by 69ingEmma November 30, 2023

Turdnado 

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.

WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

Turdnado by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

turdnado 

a tornado of feces

That's not a shitstorm, it's a turdnado!

turdnado by vasizis August 23, 2011

turdnado 

a tornado made entirely out of turds; its size increases with every turd it picks up.

Did you see that turdnado? It was made out of turds.

turdnado by turdburg. July 25, 2011

turdnado 

a person, as a whole, that reminds you of a piece of shit.

well...i went out last night and i ran into that turdnado, eric!

turdnado by kay_c1101 February 8, 2010