tardnado

A whirling dirvish of stupidity. Contraction of retard and tornado.
Lucas is a total tardnado, he's always fubbing something up.
by Smackercalafragilistic February 15, 2006
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tardnado

(n.) Noisy, destructive mobile cluster of the mentally retarded that occasionally sweeps through malls, zoos, etc..
A tard wrangler is usually found at the epicenter.
"Get behind the counter, I sense a tardnado brewing!"
by Sheeberweeber January 11, 2012
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Tardnado

The anguished gibber of the token bagger at the Supermarket which usually occurs when the token bagger drops an item on the ground.
Occasionally, my intense unease is triggered when my grocery bagger inevitably drops an item, thus forming a Tardnado.
by 69ingEmma December 01, 2023
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