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A whirling dirvish of stupidity. Contraction of retard and tornado.
Lucas is a total tardnado, he's always fubbing something up.
tardnado by Smackercalafragilistic February 15, 2006
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(n.) Noisy, destructive mobile cluster of the mentally retarded that occasionally sweeps through malls, zoos, etc..
A tard wrangler is usually found at the epicenter.
"Get behind the counter, I sense a tardnado brewing!"
tardnado by Sheeberweeber January 12, 2012
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The anguished gibber of the token bagger at the Supermarket which usually occurs when the token bagger drops an item on the ground.
Occasionally, my intense unease is triggered when my grocery bagger inevitably drops an item, thus forming a Tardnado.
Tardnado by 69ingEmma November 30, 2023

Turdnado 

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.
WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.
Turdnado by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

turdnado 

That's not a shitstorm, it's a turdnado!
turdnado by vasizis August 23, 2011

turdnado 

a tornado made entirely out of turds; its size increases with every turd it picks up.
Did you see that turdnado? It was made out of turds.
turdnado by turdburg. July 25, 2011

turdnado 

a person, as a whole, that reminds you of a piece of shit.
well...i went out last night and i ran into that turdnado, eric!
turdnado by kay_c1101 February 8, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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