tardmageddon

The final result of the Mastardation, resulting in the end of Civilized Society as we know it.

We are the only survivors of the Tardmageddon, they will come for us next.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

tarmageddon

Any "messy" situation that you get into when sealing a roof, paving a roadway, etc.

Sarge had told Zero to "stay out of the street" --- due to its having been freshly re-coated that day --- when running an errand for him, but said buck-toothed clueless had naively assumed that his corpulent commanding-officer had merely been concerned about the welfare of his shoes; knowing that they were in fact just his old ratty ones rather than his good pair, said lanky low-IQ private therefore went ahead and squish-squashed through said sticky goo, anyway, and then made a terrible tarmageddon on the floor of the office upon his return, much to the horror of his aforementioned beefy-statured supervisor.

by QuacksO January 21, 2024

turdmegeddon

the belief that the world will end because of millions upon millions of turds falling upon us.

hey man, some crazy guy just ran up to me and said "watch out for turdmegeddon!!".

by explodingcows54 May 9, 2018

Termageddon

When termite nests fall out of trees due to heavy rain. They fly out in the millions and seek any single light that may be on in your residence. The end result is a layer of wings all over your home with a nearly impossible clean up.

Dude! I went out last night and left my lights on in the house. I came home to Termageddon.

by Tomselleck14 May 28, 2019