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Definitions by explodingcows54

turdmegeddon 

the belief that the world will end because of millions upon millions of turds falling upon us.
hey man, some crazy guy just ran up to me and said "watch out for turdmegeddon!!".
ahh that felt very good. especially on that cliff. lets go do it in a bed now. okay, honey?
ahh by explodingcows54 May 7, 2018

hillbilities 

abilities that hillbilly's or rednecks have.
Joe: "thank you man. i didn't know that could be fixed."
Billy Bob Joe: "your very welcome son. happy to helpy'all today. that's just one of my hillbilities"
hillbilities by explodingcows54 March 15, 2018