glutehole

A restaurant customer who is "gluten free" but doesn't know what they can order. This person is clearly on a fad diet to be "cool"

what can i eat on the menu ? Because clearly i have no idea what im talking about because im a glutehole

by Tomselleck14 May 16, 2018

Termageddon

When termite nests fall out of trees due to heavy rain. They fly out in the millions and seek any single light that may be on in your residence. The end result is a layer of wings all over your home with a nearly impossible clean up.

Dude! I went out last night and left my lights on in the house. I came home to Termageddon.

by Tomselleck14 May 28, 2019