Sarge had told Zero to "stay out of the street" --- due to its having been freshly re-coated that day --- when running an errand for him, but said buck-toothed clueless had naively assumed that his corpulent commanding-officer had merely been concerned about the welfare of his shoes; knowing that they were in fact just his old ratty ones rather than his good pair, said lanky low-IQ private therefore went ahead and squish-squashed through said sticky goo, anyway, and then made a terrible tarmageddon on the floor of the office upon his return, much to the horror of his aforementioned beefy-statured supervisor.
by QuacksO January 21, 2024
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Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
by Hofesh November 14, 2011
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1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010
Get the Barmageddon mug.A great game made by "SCI games" and "Stainless software LTD" where the aim of the game is...
1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...
2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.
carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!
1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...
2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.
carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!
Eagle 3: Ohh your screwd Kutter!
Kutter: Ohh cock!
*Kutter gets wasted*
Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!
*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*
I love carmageddon 2!
Kutter: Ohh cock!
*Kutter gets wasted*
Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!
*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*
I love carmageddon 2!
by shaun gardner August 23, 2006
Get the carmageddon 2 mug.A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.
Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.
The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.
The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!
by grailer August 6, 2008
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Get the worms armageddon mug.A religiously motivated, politically charged, semi-covert group working to actively instigate and accelerate the manifestation of doomsday and the righteous destruction of civilization.
You mean there are actually people that just can't wait for the world to end? For the complete destruction of civilization? For the return of mankind to a condition of ignorance, fear and barbarism?
Yup, that's the Armageddon Lobby.
Yup, that's the Armageddon Lobby.
by YAWA July 26, 2019
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