Taplow
Named after a tiny English village, and pronounced like 80's power ballad band T'pau, this refers to the moment you realise your expections of a place or situation were wildy optimistic and have failed to materialise.
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Hajalak Tablowme by Erec Shawn123 December 3, 2019
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tallowah
Common Jamaican/Patois adjective describing something that is compellingly sturdy, strong, massive or fearless. Of or having overpowering proportions. Physically capable.
from "ewe talala."
from "ewe talala."
Rasta #1: "No call alligator 'long mouth' 'til you pass him."
Rasta #2: "Most of mi bredren is bans massive, one-one oht fi pon dem tallowah."
Rasta #2: "Most of mi bredren is bans massive, one-one oht fi pon dem tallowah."
tallowah by Heroic Flow June 30, 2007
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magic tallow by conman2305 May 5, 2016
Tallow
When the tissue in your boob, gets really tense, and forms a ball sack, from having sex. This tallow brings great pain though out your hole body.
Tallow by Tallowgirl123 October 26, 2010
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