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Pee Bum Tap Ass refers to the runny shits that flow freely.Related to Mexican water and food or too much beer in one night.
Usually,the tap is stuck in the on position and can only be stopped with a Gerbil plug,massive amounts of corn,or Immodium.
Also associated with a shart,sharting
Fred:"Hey Bob,how's your diarrhea?"
Bob:"Great!No more tap ass,thanks for lending me your gerbil!"
Pedro:"Vote for Pedro!"
Tap Ass by Joel B Ertonpink April 28, 2005
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tap that ass 

an expression used to indicate the desire to have sexual intercourse with a member of the human race.
"Yo Bill, look at Jenny... I'd like to tap that ass!"
tap that ass by littany February 18, 2003

tap that ass 

Referring to having sex with a female.

Comes from the party term, 'to tap a keg'.. where one inserts a tap into a keg and drinks what comes out. But the user is instead tapping an ass..
"Shittt, I'd tap that ass any day of the week."
tap that ass by Adam M September 22, 2004

Tap dat Ass

1. to engage in sexual relations with another. comes from the root: tappimus datus assimus
refers to tapping a keg
Boy, I'd sure like to tap dat ass.
Tap dat Ass by fallacy October 30, 2001

tap some ass 

To have sexual intercourse with a female, gennerally in the 'doggystlye' position.
John; 'Hey mike, you took that girl home last night, did you tap that ass?'

Mike; 'Yeah i rocked that pussy!'
doggystlye
tap some ass by Richard.c May 15, 2003

tap that ass 

Wanting to engage in sexual activity's with a cute Female !!
Hey Dale Look How Cute Debbie is I would Love too Tap That Ass !!
tap that ass by acehole1986 July 24, 2014

triple tap dat ass 

The action of tappin that thicc ass you be staring at in class and finally get to smash with
Eyy girl I see you got that ass on you. Lemme triple tap dat ass for you?
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