Tanted

A chic on Instagram with a giant ass, hot body and amazing curves but the inability to spell and/or spell check.

I can do bad all on my own baby🖤⚡️ #collar #nosleep #tantedlove

by rsx491 August 23, 2018

tanted taco

When a girl's vagina has been over exposed to the tanning bed making it appear as tho she has two brown eyes.

That girl needs to start wearing panties when tanning her vagina is looking like a tanted taco.

by dagogirl November 19, 2014

tanted love

mine and daniels relationship

when he loves me only when he feels like it

Harlea and Daniels relationship is tanted love

by Harlea Barrentine March 27, 2005

tantenten

A tan lady that looks like a ten out of ten and has a ten inch cock

"Woah! Had me a nice tantenten goddess yesterday."

by dalethepalewhale April 20, 2020

Tanter pull

To inhale dense marijuana smoke(usually out of a gravity bong) in an extremely aggressive manor, never leaving leftovers

Damn, that kid did a Tanter pull on that yellow geeb. He probably won't be able to breath for a while.

by Mrwhiteboy November 11, 2014

Tanked

Flopped on billboard charts, if it even made it to the charts.

A word that stans use ALL THE TIME.

This album by this person tanked.

by indichotomy December 1, 2020

tainted surface

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.

Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface

by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014