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tanted taco 

When a girl's vagina has been over exposed to the tanning bed making it appear as tho she has two brown eyes.
That girl needs to start wearing panties when tanning her vagina is looking like a tanted taco.
tanted taco by dagogirl November 19, 2014
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tanted love 

mine and daniels relationship

when he loves me only when he feels like it
Harlea and Daniels relationship is tanted love

tantenten 

A tan lady that looks like a ten out of ten and has a ten inch cock
"Woah! Had me a nice tantenten goddess yesterday."
tantenten by dalethepalewhale April 20, 2020

Tanter pull 

To inhale dense marijuana smoke(usually out of a gravity bong) in an extremely aggressive manor, never leaving leftovers
Damn, that kid did a Tanter pull on that yellow geeb. He probably won't be able to breath for a while.
Tanter pull by Mrwhiteboy November 11, 2014
Flopped on billboard charts, if it even made it to the charts.

A word that stans use ALL THE TIME.
This album by this person tanked.
Tanked by indichotomy December 1, 2020

tainted surface 

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface