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tanted taco
When a girl's vagina has been over exposed to the tanning bed making it appear as tho she has two brown eyes.
tanted taco by dagogirl November 19, 2014
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tanted love
tanted love by Harlea Barrentine March 27, 2005
tantenten
tantenten by dalethepalewhale April 20, 2020
Tanter pull
To inhale dense marijuana smoke(usually out of a gravity bong) in an extremely aggressive manor, never leaving leftovers
Damn, that kid did a Tanter pull on that yellow geeb. He probably won't be able to breath for a while.
Tanter pull by Mrwhiteboy November 11, 2014
Tanked
Tanked by indichotomy December 1, 2020
tainted surface
The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
tainted surface by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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