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Tannertism

The condition where you constantly lie and deny allegations and blame it on another person without thinking.
Are you sure you don't have tannertism? You just blamed Michael for something you did the third time this week.
by bigboylilballs October 5, 2025
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Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.
by AYCRGB March 15, 2019
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Tankerismasizmo

Means: "Hey whats up man? Let's go grab some beers, meet me at the liquor store, I got the first round. Let's get tanked homie!", <---All in one word. Tankerismasizmo

It also works through text or via phone call
Homie calls or texts: tankerismasizmo!
Me: gets my shit and I'm out the door.
by Thumpnization February 9, 2021
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Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Note: not to be confused by the Anti-Mormon institution; one of the newly placed rules of Tannerism dictates that true followers must exhibit respect towards Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he recently converted to Tannerism- that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.
by AYCRGB March 15, 2019
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tangerism

1) When a person who is overly spray-tanned enough to become orange-skinned has a fit of rage, to such a degree that it may cause them to have an aneurism.

2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.
News Channel: "Today president trump made a fool of himself once again, as he failed to keep another promise he made to his voters..."
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"
by Katya Eye March 25, 2017
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Tannerism

A bitch that loves jerking off to roblox and hentia and will not shuttup he has 20 roblox girlfriend s and a small pp you cant even see
tannerism didnt see his cock as he tried to jerk off to his roblox girlfriends
by n jnjknknkj November 2, 2021
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Tannerism

Decision making that seems questionable and can appear as deceitful deliberate due to circumstance and lack of communication and tri-angulating assumptions, but instead we’re actually passively orchestrated for financial gain and the dopamine from feeling in control of another because a lack of control ; addiction is present.
, but then you later find out that there was no tannerism and chris is just addicted to gambeling which is why I reached out to you in the first place & due to a sense of betrayal has now lied his way out of owing money on a verbal contract , which would be one of many in a row owed to several people that cared about him;

and had calculated every expense to the nearest dollar until he graciously offered 1000 “for interest” then paying back 200$ in crypto then makes obvious attempts to incite me the lender, over text , and intentionally take things

out of context to provide probable cause

to no longer feel entitled to pay back said loan but in reality was just out of frustration of rapidly deteriorating money due to etherium dropping from 4800$ to 2200$ and losing 1000s per minute gambling.
by Punching bag March 29, 2022
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