Tankballs 

A condition developed by males after repeted pummeling of their testicles (either from fighting, or from smacking violently against a partner during sex)

Ex 1. Did you watch the game last night? Tom Brady was sacked so many times by Saints defenders, I think he might have tankballs this morning.

Ex 2. I bent that chick over my desk and fucked her so hard, I have a mean case of tankballs.

Tankballs by Murphdawggie December 3, 2009

Tokballs 

Like blue balls, but when you go to find a tiktok in your liked videos and realise that you forgot to like it.

Will: Hey let me show you this tiktok. Wait fuck I forgot to like it.
Daniel: Ah you've got Tokballs

Tokballs by UlladullaChats December 27, 2020

taxiballs 

The unique aroma of a taxi cab that an unfortunate customer inhales after closing the door caused by the driver sleeping in the cab after hours when he is off duty thus leaving the stench of unwashed, moist and sweaty balls.

Ugh the fucking Paki taxiballs are gonna make me puke in my mask! I should’ve sniffed the cab before climbing in...

taxiballs by Brasshouse May 2, 2021

trackballs 

1. A condition which occurs when a male running in a track meet fails to wear supportive underwear, and the testicles bounce freely.

2. The plural for a type of computer mouse that involves a stationary ball that rotates to move the cursor.

1a. "Man, I wore boxers instead of tighty whities when I ran the 1600-meter today. I've got a bad case of trackballs."

1b. "John didn't want to have sex; I thought it was because he was cheating on me, but it turns out he just had a bad case of trackballs after freeballing it at the track meet."

2. "I prefer trackballs to typical mice because I'm a loser that plays World of Warcraft 24/7."

trackballs by Jim_Philly December 17, 2011

rankballs 

Originating in the north west of Victoria, Australia, this word is used to describe the looks of another human being that you have hooked up with whilst in a drunken stupour.

John: Did you see the chick Smithy picked up last night?
Ryan: Yeah, she was rankballs.

rankballs by Bear October 24, 2004

Tataballs 

When you are in love in old age and his flaccid balls can wrap around your saggy tatas for warmth and security

Ill keep you safe lets just tataballs to stay in place

Tataballs by I3ismarksbabe June 11, 2024