taxiballs 

The unique aroma of a taxi cab that an unfortunate customer inhales after closing the door caused by the driver sleeping in the cab after hours when he is off duty thus leaving the stench of unwashed, moist and sweaty balls.

Ugh the fucking Paki taxiballs are gonna make me puke in my mask! I should’ve sniffed the cab before climbing in...

taxiballs by Brasshouse May 2, 2021

Tankballs 

A condition developed by males after repeted pummeling of their testicles (either from fighting, or from smacking violently against a partner during sex)

Ex 1. Did you watch the game last night? Tom Brady was sacked so many times by Saints defenders, I think he might have tankballs this morning.

Ex 2. I bent that chick over my desk and fucked her so hard, I have a mean case of tankballs.

Tankballs by Murphdawggie December 3, 2009

textballs 

the ability to text something that you would not be able to say face to face.

ohhhhhhhhh, you got some textballs huh?

thats some textballs you got there!

textballs by willis george October 29, 2010

Tataballs 

When you are in love in old age and his flaccid balls can wrap around your saggy tatas for warmth and security

Ill keep you safe lets just tataballs to stay in place

Tataballs by I3ismarksbabe June 11, 2024