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Tankballs 

A condition developed by males after repeted pummeling of their testicles (either from fighting, or from smacking violently against a partner during sex)
Ex 1. Did you watch the game last night? Tom Brady was sacked so many times by Saints defenders, I think he might have tankballs this morning.

Ex 2. I bent that chick over my desk and fucked her so hard, I have a mean case of tankballs.
Tankballs by Murphdawggie December 3, 2009
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textballs 

the ability to text something that you would not be able to say face to face.
ohhhhhhhhh, you got some textballs huh?

thats some textballs you got there!
textballs by willis george October 29, 2010

Tataballs 

When you are in love in old age and his flaccid balls can wrap around your saggy tatas for warmth and security
Ill keep you safe lets just tataballs to stay in place
Tataballs by I3ismarksbabe June 11, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004