Tanasco

When you toss a chick's salad using Tabasco sauce as a condiment. Only recommended for really hot chicks with a high anal pain threshold.

Dude, she's so hot, I wouldn't hesitate to give her a devastating tanasco!!!

by El Cheapo March 16, 2008

Tanacon

A convention hosted by YouTube star Tana Mongeau that was organized to compete with vidcon. The 2 day event was so poorly organized it got shut down within hours.

“ I waited in line for tanacon for 5 hours without food or water just so the event could be shut down before I could get in.”

by shishtarsnake June 24, 2018

Tanacon

Something that went downhill real fast or turned out to be a huge disappointment.

My life is so tanacon.

by TheRainbowRuler June 29, 2018

Tanacon

An actual FLOP

Shit, tanaCON was such a flop, I lost 80 damn dollars

by Hey What's Up You Guys, Yes! June 24, 2018

Tabasco

1. condiment of the Gods founded in New Iberia, produced on Avery Island; hot pepper sauce in multiple flavors.

I like tabasco on my eggs.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Tabasco Screamer

A fun trick to play on a girlfriend.
You place a small drop of Tabasco on your tongue and then proceed to lick her out, causing her to scream like crazy

Mark: So, Me and Jen were messing around last night, and I gave her the Ol' Tabasco Screamer
Steve: OMG! how'd that go?
Mark: She cried

by Luke.The.Fool August 31, 2010

The Tabasco Fiasco

The act of using two condoms to "Double bag" while applying a layer of Tabasco sauce between the two condoms.

When you hear the other person screaming, you know the outside condom broke.

Joe> Last night I hooked up with someone so scanky I had to double-bag it.

Steve> Hey! You know double-bagging it isn't safe! The condoms rubbing together create friction and are likely to break!

Joe> I know. That why I use this. *holds up Tabasco sauce*

Steve> What's that for?

Joe> Why the Tabasco Fiasco of course!

Steve> You're a fucking idiot.

by lilmookie September 25, 2010