Tan-Ma 

That grey-haired sun-worshipper you see when you go to the beach. He/She's out all day, never moving except to ocassionally spray themselves with baby oil or roll over. Dark as a nut. Bikini optional.

"OMG look at that Tan-Ma over there. I'm amazed she hasn't died from skin cancer."

"Blanche is out on the beach from 7am to 7 pm every day. One day I swear she didn't even roll over. I poked her with a stuck to make sure she wasn't dead. She's a dedicated Tan-Ma."

Tan-Ma by V puppet June 17, 2019

tan ma nuggs 

1. The process of consuming your chicken nuggets at ferocious pace

2. Rippin' the heed aff it

'Christ, Dave is that a share box you've got you animal?!'
'Aye Jim, am gan hame tae tan ma nuggs.. and then eat these'

tan ma nuggs by tidy_lid May 10, 2018

Tan man 

A man that only knows tan for color. He wears tan clothes, he is heavier than the most tan Tiger tank, he makes a feast out of his enemies fear.

DAmm, AquaFps Is such A Tan man.

Tan man by KreamCola February 22, 2021

Tan Man 

Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”

Yeah my names Tanner, but you can call me Tan Man. Where’s the Call of Duty at?

Tan Man by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018

tan marino 

a white man who is tan all the time and constantly walks around without his shirt on to show off how retardedly tan he is. "Tan Akroyd" and "Danny Tanner" are also acceptable forms of this term.

Long arms Steve looks like Tan Marino. All he does is lay on the beach all day, gets tan and tries to lure girls with his tanning oil to come and hang out with him. He's a real creep that guy.

tan marino by baits September 22, 2007

big beefy tan man fan club 

club est. 2021. started by the three coolest girls of all time and their experience with love at first sight. the big beefy tan man fan club is the elitist social club in the whole wide world.

Oh my god... maybe this'll get me into the big beefy tan man fan club

big beefy tan man fan club by member1 October 6, 2021

tan man 

An alcoholic, beat up, bum, with an unnatural year long tan that meanders about the suburbans of small seaside towns, occasionally stealing roast beefs from local supermarkets.

You hear about tan man gettin caught again for stealin that sterloin from safeway?

tan man by MRAH August 6, 2006