That grey-haired sun-worshipper you see when you go to the beach. He/She's out all day, never moving except to ocassionally spray themselves with baby oil or roll over. Dark as a nut. Bikini optional.
"OMG look at that Tan-Ma over there. I'm amazed she hasn't died from skin cancer."
"Blanche is out on the beach from 7am to 7 pm every day. One day I swear she didn't even roll over. I poked her with a stuck to make sure she wasn't dead. She's a dedicated Tan-Ma."
"Blanche is out on the beach from 7am to 7 pm every day. One day I swear she didn't even roll over. I poked her with a stuck to make sure she wasn't dead. She's a dedicated Tan-Ma."
by V puppet June 18, 2019
'Christ, Dave is that a share box you've got you animal?!'
'Aye Jim, am gan hame tae tan ma nuggs.. and then eat these'
'Aye Jim, am gan hame tae tan ma nuggs.. and then eat these'
by tidy_lid March 13, 2018