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1. n. the act of getting pwnd in something by a girl or woman
2. v. pwning a girl or woman in something
3. v. having sex with a girl while she's on her period

1 dude sarah tampwnd you in cod last night
2 damn i tampwnd julia in madden
3 dude i totally tampwnd your mom last night my dick was all bloody

tampwnd by bonajbanks March 16, 2010

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tampwned

when a guy notices that a girl has left tampons in his bathroom, signifying girlfriend status

I thought she and I had a casual thing going, but she tampwned me.

tampwned by tampwnee January 14, 2009

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tampwn

Alternate to tampon, primarily used in online gaming.

LOL Gibbage! bloody frag, tampwnd!

tampwn by px May 6, 2005

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Tampwned

When an animal, eg; a dog eats a blood soaked tampon which has been disgarded.

Sam's dog got tampwned!

Tampwned by Ladd August 24, 2008

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Tampwn

1. What happens when you play tampon tag with your boyfriend and happen to whack him in the eye with your bloody horror.
2. That thing someone posted on the Internet... Boy, was it sikk.

Girlfriend- Wanna play this cool game I found?
Boyfriend- What is it?
Girlfriend- TAMPON TAG! YOU'RE IT!
Boyfriend- AHH. FUCK YOU GOT THAT SHIT IN MY EYE.
Girlfriend- Tampwn =]

Tampwn by AyameMarie May 10, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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