Tampad

(tam-paad)The ingenius combination of an absorbent kotex pad with a tampon stuck right in the middle.

"i was having such a heavy flow i needed twice the protection ,so i had to use the TAMPAD."

by j.sfumato June 11, 2006

Tampa hello

(n.) The offer of $50 for a blowjob

It had been one of those nights, and a long one at that. The beat cops working Tampa's seediest street corner were out of whiskey and out of fucks for the latest loudmouth. "Hel-lo!" Darryl bellowed as they slapped on the cuffs. "That was a 'Tampa hello.' It's how we say hello in Tampa!"

by criminalité dans le sport September 5, 2022

Tampa Tea

Tampa Tea is an alcoholic beverage comprised of 1 part Jack Daniels and 2 parts Monster Energy Drink.

A Dirty Tampa Tea is the aforementioned mix plus at least 1 mg of powder cocaine

I don’t prefer 4 Locos, I’m a man of culture, I prefer Tampa Tea

by ChonDeLolkat November 25, 2021

Tampa Bay Rays

The first and only team in league history to start the season 0–6 and finish April with a winning record. The Team that made the Boston Red Sox go down in history as suffering the biggest collapse during the final month of the season in MLB history by giving up a 9 game lead in the American League Wild Card race at the beginning of September. The team that rejuvenated the term Amazing when associated with an MLB team

Fan #1: Did you see those Amazing Tampa Bay Rays make the play offs with the greatest comeback to clinch the wildcard in MLB history?
Fan #2: Yeah. The MLB commission felt so bad for Boston, having those bus signs promoting the Post Season with the Red Sox and all, they decided to add another Wildcard spot to help those crybabies out.

by TampaBay069yeah November 30, 2011

tampaloonies

The TikToker Keegan Kevesdy using the word “tampaloonies” instead of the word “tampons” to make his videos appropriate for his audience.

“The girls were going off in the comments about the sixth level of tampaloonies.” -Keegan Kevesdy

by fortay loopy April 17, 2022

Tampan

An individual who used to live in Tampa or currently resides in Tampa, FL.

Tampans think, breathe, live, and bleed for their city - Tampa, Florida - no matter where they live.

"He goes to Busch Gardens every weekend. What can you say, he's a Tampan."

"You're not a New Yorker? Nah man, I'm a Tampan. Born and raised."

by Tampan May 9, 2014

Tampa Turtle

When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.

Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!

by Darkwing Duck III November 29, 2017