Takoe

The Greatest Mother Fucker to have ever lived.
Literally, all elements in a human man elevated to extreme capacity
Outrageously nice to all people, super outgoing, and incredibly sexy
Also very good with money, and wants to make everyone happy

takoe, the greatest person in the entire world

Takoe by MassiveSHLONG69420 December 1, 2021

Take a Cruz 

(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation

I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.

Take a Cruz by Ture Patriot 42 February 18, 2021

Pulled a Takei 

When someone takes down an online poll in response to getting the opposite result they wanted.

Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.

HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.

Pulled a Takei by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017

Take and bake 

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.

Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.

Take and bake by Vinny da cheese July 14, 2016

Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying 

A cause started by Thuggizzle. This cause falls under the umbrella of Thuggizzle Cares founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying is a great program for kids.

Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying by Southern cooking March 22, 2019

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

Triple Take

Looking at somebody three times in a row.

Did you see Mike Wheeler’s triple take in the desert in S4 of stranger things?

Triple Take by Itstheremixdojagrr August 16, 2022