taked

"Taked" is the simple past form created by a student called Florian from Germany.

He taked his bike to ride to school.
He taked his mothers money to buy food.

by txkyc May 29, 2019

Taked

Tired + Baked
Results from extensive smoking

Also the grammatically incorrect past tense of take

BRO I'm takedddd

by carccia December 11, 2016

taked

took; taken

Confess your sins to Jesus and He will relieve you, your burdens taked.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Take a Cruz

(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation

I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.

by Ture Patriot 42 February 18, 2021

Pulled a Takei

When someone takes down an online poll in response to getting the opposite result they wanted.

Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.

HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.

by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017

Take and bake

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.

Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.

by Vinny da cheese July 14, 2016

Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying

A cause started by Thuggizzle. This cause falls under the umbrella of Thuggizzle Cares founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying is a great program for kids.

by Southern cooking March 22, 2019