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To admit guilt. Fess up. To accept responsibility for a crime committed or some other lapse of judgement, sanity, or breach of socially or culturally acceptable conduct.
No. I did it. I confess. Let's not waste anybody's time.
confess by thunderbeing December 28, 2010
Words you can keep
To admit a wrong doing doing..especially a deep secret that you shouldve never lied about in the first place and exepted the consequences
She shouldve confessed and admited that she made a poor dicission by not telling him the truth about having an abortion when it was brought up..it was very selfish and careless of her to let her fears get in the way of their love.
confess by MoonSync June 5, 2019
Saying the fact and you're expose quite feelings or circumstance.
ex) If we confess our sins, he can forgive us.
Confess by OPPSIE DAISE January 10, 2022
Do you expect Kendra to go and confess to molesting that retard?
Hym "What crime would I even confess to? Threatening to retaliate to communal psychological abuse, harassment, and doxxing campaign that started before I said anything to anyone? I'm not doing to let you rob into jail and the idea the I need to go to jail for speech you don't like OR be monitored, harassed, and preventing from suceeding is the most warp shit I've ever heard. If I do to jail it will be for child murder and if this is going to what YOU DO TO ME you're going to get exactly what you want."
Confess by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Confess to your crush day 

Go ahead and tell your crush you like them be brave November 25
Just tell them you pussy confess to your crush day

Confess to crush day 

On October 27th, it’s confess to crush day. If you are crushing on someone, that day will be the day you tell them.
Noah: Dude, it’s confess to crush day. You have to tell her about your feelings.
You: Oh sh!t...

Confess your feelings day 

October 16 is confess your feelings day. It is a day where people man up and tell the special someone how they feel
Luke told her he liked her on confess your feelings day
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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