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You can take the boy out of the war 

You can take the boy out of the war, but you can't take the war out of the boy.
In PTSD symptoms you see that you can take the boy out of the war but you can't take the war out of the boy.

If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes
Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

can you take the trash out 

something that your wife asks you when you're tired at night. about to go to sleep and gotta reset them popeye legs.
"Hey honey, can you take the trash out and the clothes downstairs.

No booboo kitty i can't"

Puppetsmask. The non-binary bisexual who can't take jokes? 

"Oh my golly goshing gosh! Is that Puppetsmask. The non-binary bisexual who can't take jokes?

"yes that's the cool tiktoker(?) that obsess over childe itto and many more characters."

I'll take you to the candy shop 

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.
"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 

The answer is:

Red.
Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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