Take the Can

to take a used condom and swallow the contents, especially when the sexual act which produces said contents is of the oral variety.

"I thought I'd hooked up with some freaky chicks, but Amy...she likes to take the can."

by Inappropriate English Major August 12, 2008

You can take the boy out of the war

You can take the boy out of the war, but you can't take the war out of the boy.

In PTSD symptoms you see that you can take the boy out of the war but you can't take the war out of the boy.

by I, Wreckerrr November 8, 2018

If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019

can you take the trash out

something that your wife asks you when you're tired at night. about to go to sleep and gotta reset them popeye legs.

"Hey honey, can you take the trash out and the clothes downstairs.

No booboo kitty i can't"

by palpate June 5, 2016

Puppetsmask. The non-binary bisexual who can't take jokes?

Puppetsmask . the idiot

"Oh my golly goshing gosh! Is that Puppetsmask. The non-binary bisexual who can't take jokes?

"yes that's the cool tiktoker(?) that obsess over childe itto and many more characters."

by Malliavel February 21, 2022

I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.

"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"

by seaswimmer August 16, 2016

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019