Take a 'Trump'

When you got to the bathroom to poop, and most of it goes well but the last little bit won't leave.
Friend: Hey, man, you we're in there a while. Everything okay?

You: Yeah, I had to take a 'Trump'.

Friend: What?!

You: A Trump, the turd wouldn't get out no matter how hard I pushed.
by Jeri_Shea November 21, 2020
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Taking a Trump

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017
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Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.
My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.
by Roshambo187 November 27, 2020
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Taking a Trump

Totally Capitulate and then Claim Victory
You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
by frishy January 27, 2019
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Taking a Trump

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!
by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016
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I. The relief of taking a really massive shit after being so constipated it feels like it’s been 4 years...
II. A rebirth by taking back power from someone who has abused it.
III. Partisan association with the 2020 presidential election
Citizens living in Urban parts of the US on 11/07/20. “We did it! We just took a fat Trump!”

Taking a Trump
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Taking a Trump

To hold a nonsensical tirade; verbal defecation. Often contradictory and self-aggrandizing.
We were talking about yuppies and Dave got upset and started taking a Trump . He complained about how they are ruining the neighbourhood and then bragged about how much money he makes since moving here.

*First said by Stephen Colbert in reference to the Donald himself, talking abut Ben Carson's belt-buckle knife attack.
by bleakblock November 18, 2015
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