Take a 'Trump'

When you got to the bathroom to poop, and most of it goes well but the last little bit won't leave.

Friend: Hey, man, you we're in there a while. Everything okay?

You: Yeah, I had to take a 'Trump'.

Friend: What?!

You: A Trump, the turd wouldn't get out no matter how hard I pushed.

by Jeri_Shea November 21, 2020

Take a Trump

Shitting out a fat orange turd that takes four years to flush

America took a Trump back in 2016 and we just finally flushed it down. Man, it takes forever to clean out the orange skid marks in the middle of the bowl after you take a trump like that.

by Harold Knutczak November 24, 2020

Take a trump

When your poop comes out orange and angry

The President is taking a big, steamy trump all over immigrants. (Take a trump)

by madzd February 8, 2017

Take a trump

Take a dump. Take a shit.

I have to go take a trump. I dropped a massive trump.

by nny December 17, 2016

take a trump

Dumping your thoughts on Twitter while dumping your excrement in the toilet.

I'm gonna ragequit your stupid plan and then take a Trump on it!

by hopelyannoyed December 12, 2016

Take a Trump

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.

by JRBIV December 11, 2019

take a Trump

to defecate.

Nature calls— I have to take a Trump.

by CitizenKaines October 30, 2018