2 definitions by Marty McHerps

is the ultimate male muscle combination desired by many but perfected by few. It is the chest + abs, when the whole upper body becomes one big mass and you can’t really tell where one starts and the other ends. Basically when someones upper body looks like a big round solid keg of fat or muscle.
It seems certain asian guys have perfected this marvelous display of chunk.
Dude: "Bro! put your shirt back on you look like you are pushing maximum density"

Fatty 1: "Nah! man the ladies love the Chabs"

Dude: "Man i wish i looked like a keg on stilts"
by Marty McHerps April 29, 2009
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The act of having your taint massaged and rubbed in a pleasing manner.
Linda: "Hey Marcus what do u want to do?"

Marcus: "Why don't you shut up and give a taintssage, its tender"

Linda: "Okay"
by Marty McHerps April 28, 2009
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