Tailboned

To doggystyle a girl with a flat ass, and ram against her tailbone.

I tailboned 3 bitches yesterday

by Super EVIL ELMO June 30, 2009

Tilsoned

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge

you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.

by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

tailbone

The point of the tailbone is to really hurt when you fall, as a reminder to be more co-ordinated.

*Falls down*

Ow, my tailbone really hurts.

by Bryce Roney October 20, 2007

tailboning

A sexual act comprising of a woman (without a penis or any protruding penis-like object in the genital region) thrusting her hips vigorously upon a male's tailbone so as to achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation. Tailboning is a common pastime amongst nymphomaniacs and sexual deviants alike. Often a quick, random action, tailboners get some of the best orgasms known to man and to the Pagan gods.

Music to tailbone to: Fela Kuti, Death Grips, Charles Mingus

I was laying down and she was on top of me trying to fuck my ass with no dick. My tail bone wrecked that clit and she orgasmed for days. Tailboning gets me all the concubines.

by Fiskeleton October 15, 2015

The tailbone rattle

Another way of saying twerking. Especially useful for those who do not wish to admit that they twerk and wish to sound more sophisticated.

Alternatively what twerking would have been called had it been invented during the 1930s.

Joe: "Saw you twerking like crazy last night at the club."
Nicholas: "Me? Twerk? Hah! I did the tailbone rattle."

by Tobo93 October 25, 2017

tailored trash

White collar workers with many of the same characteristics of trailer trash, but which take it to a higher level of cultural depravity. Developers who demand perverse subsidies for creating urban sprawl, too big to fail and jail bankers who demand bonuses when they take down whole economies, flamboyant and racist professional sports team owners who feels entitled to publically funded grandiose stadiums.

The tailored trash claimed to be self made millionaire, but instead was on public welfare in the form perverse public subsidies, and entitlements to public infrastructure for developments that consumed nature and spit out urban sprawl.

by mlhiss September 30, 2014

Tittie Tailored

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.

Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.

by LB Sand July 9, 2015