Taft'in

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Someone who smacks their lips when eating a meal.

Bro quit taft'in! I'm trying to watch the game and I can't hear!

Taft'in by Stinky Willard August 8, 2021

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Taft'in

Smacking your lips loudly when you eat

Yo man quit Taft'in on that drumstick, I can't hear the TV!

Taft'in by Stinky Willard August 9, 2021

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Tafting

The act if slapping ones vagina against another person or object.

Dude, I just saw Hannah tafting the taj mahal.

Tafting by Cocksmasher April 28, 2011

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Tafting

The act of slapping your lips together when eating.

Quit tafting your lips on that drumstick, I can't hear the television!

Tafting by Stinky Willard August 12, 2021

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Tafting

The act of swiping or wiping a vagina on an object.

Shall we go Tafting today?

Tafting by Klutzzz9 April 18, 2011

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Tafting

The sexual act of getting stuck in a tub and allowing your partner to do whatever they want to you.

My bestfriend is very kinky, he said he spent hours tafting with his girlfriend last night.

Tafting by Big dubya February 18, 2024

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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