Taffy Pulling

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick

Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009

pulling taffy

The act of pulling on a scrotum which has similar properties to that of taffy.

She reached down for his balls and tugged but her fingers cringed, she was pulling taffy.

by SmellsLikeGarbargeInHere March 20, 2018

pulling taffy

the act of masturbating while skipping school.

James was late for school, because he was pulling taffy.

by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 13, 2009

Pulling Taffy

Stroking one's cock while watching a webcam or thinking erotic thoughts.

He watched her undress in front of the cam as he was pulling taffy. Saltwater taffy is a candy and an upper-body workout all in one. To give it its light but chewy texture, you’ll be pulling it, and pulling it, and pulling it for up to 15 minutes.

by niccib January 2, 2009

pulling taffy

female masturbation.

"Jane never gets any so I bet she spends half her time pulling taffy."

by KDinTX August 29, 2009

Pulling taffy

When it is very hot outside and you’re sweating so bad that one testicle sticks to one leg and the second testicle sticks to the other leg. Then when you walk your scrotum looks like beef jerky in a taffy pulling machine.

Man I’m going to need the gold bond extra I’m pulling taffy so bad!

by anonymous April 10, 2023