ThadeusBahamut is the type of person who would take out a Long sword out of literally nowhere and beat your fucking ass with it. Thadeus is the Emperor of all Chads and the God of all Women. Including his daughte- cough cough. Thadeus is a man you do not want to fuck with ever, if you know what's good for you.
Tadeusz is the sexiest person ever lived. He has a great body, huuuuge dick and thick ass. He’s a born heartbreaker. All bitches want him but he plays hard to get. His secret is that he is actually very sensitive and often cries.
bitch 1: Omg bitch, look at this guy!
bitch 2: Omg he’s so hot. He must be Tadeusz.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.