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John Thadeus McDonald

John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.
Oh hell no, fuck no! Thats the one and only John Thadeus McDonald himself!

Thaddeus 

A strong, confident, sexy, athletic man. Can learn to do anything, usually takes a leader role, and is very independent. Although he is tough outside, still quite a softy inside, funny and quite a charmer. He knows how to take care of his girl and makes her very happy. All the girls want him but he stays faithful to his girl. Has an amazing butt....and gorgeous hair.
-who is that sexy man?
- Thaddeus
-dangggg. even his name is sexy.
Thaddeus by ninjaSteph March 8, 2011

ThadeusBahamut 

ThadeusBahamut is the type of person who would take out a Long sword out of literally nowhere and beat your fucking ass with it. Thadeus is the Emperor of all Chads and the God of all Women. Including his daughte- cough cough. Thadeus is a man you do not want to fuck with ever, if you know what's good for you.
girl 1 : "omfg is that ThadeusBahamut?

girl 2 : "He's so manly~"
ThadeusBahamut by Stinkmeiner October 12, 2020

Thaddeus 

Thaddeus is a guardian. He makes everyone feel safe. He is powerful and strong in mind and body. He is the night watcher of all fairies. You will feel safe when in his arms. There is a seductive look in his eyes when you catch his stair in the street. Any woman is lucky when that meet a Thaddeus
Thaddeus blew me kisses As I passed him on the sidewalk and that’s when I knew He could have me in the sheets
Thaddeus by Fritzy4u November 8, 2019

Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt 

0/10 On the beta scale.
Motherfucking Pussy Magnet.
#ThadStatus.
It's Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt, Bitch!
Tadeusz is the sexiest person ever lived. He has a great body, huuuuge dick and thick ass. He’s a born heartbreaker. All bitches want him but he plays hard to get. His secret is that he is actually very sensitive and often cries.
bitch 1: Omg bitch, look at this guy!
bitch 2: Omg he’s so hot. He must be Tadeusz.
tadeusz by tswb November 22, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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