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John Thadeus McDonald

John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.
Oh hell no, fuck no! Thats the one and only John Thadeus McDonald himself!

Thaddeus 

A strong, confident, sexy, athletic man. Can learn to do anything, usually takes a leader role, and is very independent. Although he is tough outside, still quite a softy inside, funny and quite a charmer. He knows how to take care of his girl and makes her very happy. All the girls want him but he stays faithful to his girl. Has an amazing butt....and gorgeous hair.
-who is that sexy man?
- Thaddeus
-dangggg. even his name is sexy.
Thaddeus by ninjaSteph March 8, 2011

ThadeusBahamut 

ThadeusBahamut is the type of person who would take out a Long sword out of literally nowhere and beat your fucking ass with it. Thadeus is the Emperor of all Chads and the God of all Women. Including his daughte- cough cough. Thadeus is a man you do not want to fuck with ever, if you know what's good for you.
girl 1 : "omfg is that ThadeusBahamut?

girl 2 : "He's so manly~"
ThadeusBahamut by Stinkmeiner October 12, 2020

Thaddeus 

Thaddeus is a guardian. He makes everyone feel safe. He is powerful and strong in mind and body. He is the night watcher of all fairies. You will feel safe when in his arms. There is a seductive look in his eyes when you catch his stair in the street. Any woman is lucky when that meet a Thaddeus
Thaddeus blew me kisses As I passed him on the sidewalk and that’s when I knew He could have me in the sheets
Thaddeus by Fritzy4u November 8, 2019

Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt 

0/10 On the beta scale.
Motherfucking Pussy Magnet.
#ThadStatus.
It's Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt, Bitch!
Tadeusz is the sexiest person ever lived. He has a great body, huuuuge dick and thick ass. He’s a born heartbreaker. All bitches want him but he plays hard to get. His secret is that he is actually very sensitive and often cries.
bitch 1: Omg bitch, look at this guy!
bitch 2: Omg he’s so hot. He must be Tadeusz.
tadeusz by tswb November 22, 2021