Tactisexual 

'Tac-ti-sexual' Men who dress to appear to be involved with a tactical/operator element of the Armed Forces. The driving factor toward this lifestyle is based on insecurity and a desire to be cool like a real alpha male. These individuals may or may not have any actual military experience. Their outward appearance will be characterized by; but not limited to the following attributes:These men commonly grow beards similar to in form to those commonly seen in any of the SF/Rangers/Seals/Recon/Raiders/JTAC/PJs elements. Can be found arguing about tactics on internet forums after gaining their experiences via youtube tactical channels and call-of-duty. If they have military experience they are likely to have been considered pog pogue's during their time in service. Give bad advice in gun stores, Cabellas, or Bass Pro. Wear a lot of 5.11 gear. Usually wear a camo/subdued hat with an American flag/Elite Special Forces unit they did not service with velcro patch on the front. Often wear flannel shirts, however do not confuse with those that identify as lumbersexual. Likely to be active in prepper communities, airsoft, and milsimgearqueerkhakisexual. Often have the most expensive 'Gucci' gear; yet never spend time training with it. Often found working as contractors, especially DOD contractors. Tactisexuals are supporters of veteran t-shirt companies such as: Grunt style, 9-line, molon labe. Will likely drink BRCC coffee black rifle coffee company.

Why are you such a tactisexual?

That dude's a tactisexual
XYZ, yeah he's a tactisexual.

Tactisexual by SULLY.ERT1&3 June 26, 2019

cactisexual 

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).

John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual

cactisexual by yungpressure June 16, 2018

tacosexual 

A word for someone who is sexually attracted to tacos. Most, if not all Tacoists are tacosexuals.

Jim:Why are you looking at tacos on the internet?
Jose:What are you saying? Are you saying I'm a tacosexual?

tacosexual by The Taco King November 22, 2013

Tatesexual 

Being in love or attracted to Tate Langdon from American Horror Story. Murder House

Hannah: I’m in love with Tate!

Jess: That means your Tatesexual

Tatesexual by Fictional men December 31, 2020

tatusexual

n. Someone who partakes in a youthful flirtation with sexual boundaries.

The original tatusexuals were Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova, members of the Russian pop duo t.A.T.u., who were known for their “lesbian image.” The two young girls were famous for exploiting lesbianism as a publicity technique and, in the spirit of experimentation, created great controversy over their sexuality with blatantly (homo)sexual performances.

-Girl #1: “Hey, did you kiss that guy I saw you hanging all over last night?”
-Girl #2: “And then some.”
-Girl #1: “What about that chick you were flirting with?”
-Girl #1: “She and I sucked face.”
-Girl #2: “Girl, youse a straight-up tatusexual!”

tatusexual by EmmaGoldman April 11, 2009

Tacosexual 

Tacosexual a phrase people use when they start feeling sexually attracted to Tacos

I sexually identify as Tacosexual

Tacosexual by MultiZ May 3, 2017

Tatesexual 

Being in love or attracted to Tate Langdon from American Horror Story. Murder House

Hannah: I’m in love with Tate!

Jess: That means your Tatesexual

Tatesexual by Fictional men December 31, 2020