cacticock 

An asswipe with no dong

Man, that dude is a cacticock

cacticock by Llamadebator April 23, 2016

Capricock

A guy born within the zodiac sign of Capricorn and also has a huge cock.

Girl during sex: Oh daddy, your capricock is amazing!
Guy: Yeah bitch, take it all!

Capricock by Osiris_god July 1, 2008

cacacockballs 

Penis inside 30 nipples.

Wow Noah has lots of cacacockballs

cacacockballs by Caca maker September 6, 2016

caitcock 

The absolute god of all creatures. Sometimes referred to as “caitcock the great” owns all fields in Pakistan.

They are the coolest person ever they are such a caitcock

caitcock by Ballistic exercise all November 17, 2021

Tacticock 

Tacticock:
When you duct tape a laser pointer or maglite (mini) for some to your dick.

It was so dark in the bedroom I had to turn on my tacticock to find my clothes.

Its also what happens when you reach a whole new level of tacti-cool and don't have anything else to mount a light or laser to.

Tacticock by Igotnuthing March 31, 2022

catcock 

See also: Fuckwit

catcock by Rockerdon April 9, 2003

cattycocked 

An object that is out of plum or unlevel.

Jim built his house all cattycocked

cattycocked by roy December 1, 2004