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tactifuck 

a sex act in which the female wears tactical gear made especially for holding an array of sex toys, the man wears a helmet with an attached dildo. the pair enters a paintball arena where they proceed to use all toys on one another until one climaxes. each climax is a kill, 3 confirmed kills is the winner.
im bored, want to go tactifuck?
tactifuck by ravyn6969 May 28, 2022
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Lactifucking 

The act of infusing a person's anus with warm milk for the enjoyment of the receiver. Typically, a lightweight aluminum funnel is used to carry out the milk infusion in an orderly fashion.
My boyfriend allowed me to lactifuck him once, and now he is totally hooked on it. Doesn't want regular sex anymore, just hot milk in his ass. Boy, this lactifucking is a dangerous game!
Lactifucking by Alpro April 28, 2013

TitiFuck 

When a man sticks his penis, between the womens breasts. The women usally has large breasts, and the man usally has a rather large penis. This is because you cannot fit a small penis into huge breasts, and you cannot feel pleasure around your huge dick with such small breasts.
That bitch had such small breasts. I couldnt even TitiFuck her.

Last night i TitiFucked Janet so hard, that i left her with burns.
TitiFuck by James 0 July 7, 2007

testifuck 

To stick a nut inside a girls vagina in the act of sex
"What did you do with that chick last night"
I testifucked her ha ha
testifuck by Mastapimpdaddy April 10, 2009

tacticuck 

Someone who belives anything som guy in a tight t shirt tells them about guns and politics simply because he has a gotee and tattoos and claims to be an expert.
What a tacticuck, that james yeager, he doesnt know anything about guns or politics he also probally apendix carries.
tacticuck by Jtac88 October 12, 2017

Tardifuck-o 

1. (N) A really retarded asshole that is really busting your balls.

2. (Adj) A descriptive word used to desribe fuckers that are retarded.
exmpl. That guy is being a tardifuck-o
exmpl. You are a tardifuck-o.
Tardifuck-o by FORD JACKSON January 28, 2011

Tartfuck 

You messed up my hair you tartfuck!
Tartfuck by Janax3 December 13, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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