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Lactifucking 

The act of infusing a person's anus with warm milk for the enjoyment of the receiver. Typically, a lightweight aluminum funnel is used to carry out the milk infusion in an orderly fashion.
My boyfriend allowed me to lactifuck him once, and now he is totally hooked on it. Doesn't want regular sex anymore, just hot milk in his ass. Boy, this lactifucking is a dangerous game!
Lactifucking by Alpro April 28, 2013

TitiFuck 

When a man sticks his penis, between the womens breasts. The women usally has large breasts, and the man usally has a rather large penis. This is because you cannot fit a small penis into huge breasts, and you cannot feel pleasure around your huge dick with such small breasts.
That bitch had such small breasts. I couldnt even TitiFuck her.

Last night i TitiFucked Janet so hard, that i left her with burns.
TitiFuck by James 0 July 7, 2007

testifuck 

To stick a nut inside a girls vagina in the act of sex
"What did you do with that chick last night"
I testifucked her ha ha
testifuck by Mastapimpdaddy April 10, 2009

tacticuck 

Someone who belives anything som guy in a tight t shirt tells them about guns and politics simply because he has a gotee and tattoos and claims to be an expert.
What a tacticuck, that james yeager, he doesnt know anything about guns or politics he also probally apendix carries.
tacticuck by Jtac88 October 12, 2017

Tardifuck-o 

1. (N) A really retarded asshole that is really busting your balls.

2. (Adj) A descriptive word used to desribe fuckers that are retarded.
exmpl. That guy is being a tardifuck-o
exmpl. You are a tardifuck-o.
Tardifuck-o by FORD JACKSON January 28, 2011

Tartfuck 

You messed up my hair you tartfuck!
Tartfuck by Janax3 December 13, 2018
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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